There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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