haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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