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Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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