he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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