operation have a gay friend backfired
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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