Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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