ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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