Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
