I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
