how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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