Don't you send me to vm
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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