I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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