return my video game
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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