Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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