At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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