Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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