do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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