My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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