she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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