just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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