yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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