Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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