Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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