How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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