Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I want to make a zoo with you.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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