What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
