Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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