we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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