Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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