if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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