So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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