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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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