508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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