stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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