I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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