these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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