I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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