Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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