My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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