I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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