Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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