According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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