You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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