I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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