Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize