She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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