Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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