do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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