Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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