why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i think my cat just said my name.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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