I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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