There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i out mim tonsoeep
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