I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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