Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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