i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you had me at cake vodka
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It's shark week go big or go home
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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